Quotation of the Year: 2010 Edition

On Watching the Detectives, an investigator recounted a case in which two siblings were feuding over their recently deceased mother’s estate. When the sister was found murdered, suspicion focused on her brother. The detectives had some difficulty finding him, but when they finally picked him up and settled him in the interrogation room, he told them:

“Just give me a large diet soda, 
and I’ll tell you what you want to know.”

That would be me, if I were ever arrested that is!